Ken ShapiroKo-ko / Boss / 'Near You' Singer / Robert Elgin / Mahetma Yenta / Lionel Elgin / "Just You, Just Me" Dancing Man
Richard BelzerRodriguez / Leo Batfish / The President / The Hooker
Chevy ChaseThe Fingers / Geritan / Four Leaf Clover
Buzzy LinhartThe Hitchhiker
Richmond BaierThe Girl
Berkeley HarrisThe Rich Guy
Jennifer WellesThe Geritan Girl
Lane SarasohnThe Dancing Policeman / The Assassin
